This is how you get a bed...

first... you fuel up. protein! and veggies!

then you haul out the bed/futon you are replacing, and meet with a guy from craigslist on the curb...

and try desperately to tan your blindingly white legs...

without burning your eyeballs out. 

then you get sidetracked by a used bike sale at the Hub and test ride bikes in the parking lot...

and strike sexy sexy poses on said bikes...

then you purchase a bike and cram it into the back of a Subaru. 

Whilst driving to drop off your new bike, you then get sidetracked by a quality tattoo/piercing shop and decide to get your septum pierced, 

and while you wait, you make crazy monkey faces with the crazy wall monkey. 

then you sit still and let the artist do his work.

very still. 

once you have exchanged money for mattresses from another craigslist consumer, you strap it down to the top of your Subaru and drive very carefully, and very slowly. 

once you reach home, you enjoy the fruits of your labor!